God Gave You A Mullet

One, two, three, four

You snore like a bear, I smoke like a chimney

You drink too much beer, so I poured out all your whiskey

Your hairline's on vacation and my boobs have settled down

But I couldn't want you any more than I know I do right now

It's destiny, it's tried and true

Ain't nobody on this earth can love me like you do

You're meant for me and I'm meant for you

'Cause God gave you a mullet and He gave me a bad attitude

You skip work to fish and I cuss like a sailor

You've never cleaned a dish and I'm a shitty baker

All of this aside, I couldn't see my self

Foggin' up the windows with anybody else

It's destiny, it's tried and true

Ain't nobody on this earth can love me like you do

You're meant for me and I'm meant for you

'Cause God gave you a mullet and He gave me a bad attitude

It's destiny, it's tried and true

We just go together like Johnny Cash and June

You're meant for me and I'm meant for you

'Cause God gave you a mullet and He gave me a bad attitude

Yeah, God gave you a mullet and He gave me a bad attitude