They say down with the patriarchy, meanwhile I'm just trying to find my car keys

They all say we gotta find ourselves, define ourselves, deny ourselves

Maybe I think too much, if I ever had a million would I give it up

Constant mental masturbation, can I fix my problems with tertiary education, no

Why's she coming in my room

Why's she taking off my shoes

Why do we both smell like booze

Hey where's she going

Oh, I wanna feel it all

Oh, I can't feel

Oh, I wanna feel it all

Oh, I can't feel

(hey daars my kar sleutels)

Do our brains really stop at 25

So many different wavelengths, we should collide

I ought to make a call to my future wife, if I'm still the man I am then she's in for a ride

I know it's hard to keep them close, but brothers and sisters, you got a good nose

I know it's hard to keep them close, but my brothers and sisters got a good nose

Why's she coming in my room

Why's she taking off my shoes

Why do we both smell like booze

Hey where's she going

Oh, I wanna feel it all

Oh, I can't feel

Oh, I wanna feel it all

Oh, I can't feel