Crediti
PERFORMING ARTISTS
grex
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Gregor Hochmuth
Songwriter
Testi
Oh Tinder bells read the rules
Your profile's bound by law
If you lie about your age
We'll drop you like a claw
No refunds if you swipe in vain
Your likes are just for rent
And if you ask for someone's cash
Your account is heaven-sent… TO THE VOID!
Oh swipe all night on this holiday!
Just don't use bots or scrape the site
Or we'll send you on your way
Swipe all night but beware the clause
We'll revoke your dating rights
For breaking any laws!
Upload your pics keep your wits
No minors on the feed
Don't flash your Venmo or your debts
Or show your desperate greed
California? Cancel fast
By midnight three days flat!
Unless you used your Apple ID
Then good luck sorting that!
Oh swipe all night with your frosty thumb
But arbitration's mandatory
If lawsuits ever come
Swipe all night your love in tow
But don't you dare post hate or spam
Or off to court you'll go!
The Christmas tree is glowing bright
But refunds? Oh they're none!
Your virtual items are a dream
And vanish when you're done
Oh merry terms so sweet and clear
They govern every match
So play it cool and follow rules
And don't catfish with that patch
Your love may bloom or it may bust
But we've got rights galore
So sign away and swipe today
Forever terms are yours!
Oh swipe all night this Christmas cheer
Just don't mislead or hack the feed
Or we'll ban you for a year
Swipe all night love's in the air
But remember Tinder owns your pics
So post with utmost care!
Written by: Gregor Hochmuth
