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Unsolicited
2
Comedy
Unsolicited è stato pubblicato il 27 marzo 2025 da Comedy Here Often? come parte dell'album Live, Bare and Natural
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Data di uscita27 marzo 2025
EtichettaComedy Here Often?
LinguaEnglish
Melodicità
Acousticità
Valence
Ballabilità
Energia
BPM113

Crediti

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Shirley Gnome
Shirley Gnome
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Shirley Gnome
Shirley Gnome
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Kevvy
Kevvy
Producer

Testi

It's late at night, my screen lights up bright
Oh no, not again
You're sending me pics so unsolicited
This is not appropriate behaviour
I thought by now you'd know better
I know that you think it's so special
I guess I gotta be the one to tell ya
I don't wanna see a picture of your kid
The word I just said is kid
Stop sending pictures of your children
You know I did not ask for this
Could you please get over it and stop
Sending unsolicited kid pics
We're texting about something unrelated
Everything is fine until you switch the bait
And just whip out your kid randomly
Jesus Christ, don't point that thing at me
You brag with what percentile your kid is blessed
Do I have to pretend that I'm impressed?
I roll my eyes
It's so upsetting
I don't care how big and long your kid is getting
No, I don't want to see a picture of your kid
Feeling like I have to say, oh wow, your kid is so big
I'm tired of pretending
You know some people are into that shit
So make a private album for them to consent
And stop sending unsolicited kid pics
You gotta know that you got a bias
With raging hormones, you're so misguided
You take a dozen pictures, same angle, same frame
Send them all off, they are basically the same
I know that you think your kid is the best but
That's cause it's yours so don't expect us
All to get on board and send a glowing reply
I've been holding this in, but I don't know why
Cause how many souls on your contact list
Feel obligated to validate your bliss so when I say
Ew gross your baby looks like an old potato
Why am I the bad guy
I don't want to see a picture of your kid
Your kid is always covered in weird sticky fluids and goo
Don't do that to me now why would you assume?
Look, if I wanted, I would ask you to
But I'll never love that thing the way that you do
So stop sending
Pictures of your greasy, blotchy, sweaty
Hairy, veiny, stanky, ugly-looking kid
Written by: Shirley Gnome
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