Persona Non-Greta

Ô hotter days, I'm feeling fine, must be a sign

No time to stay, go to the beach, enjoy some tan

Ô hotter days, my collection of band shirt expands

Wear shorts all year, I'm so at ease, no need for a plan

Fire up the Barbecue, in this winter's new cold

Grilled steaks and burgers, outdoors every day!

Short sleeves all year round, gotta love this, watch as I stroll

Just a clear blue sky, week after week we party

Rage against the activists and all their eco-cries

What if I love my beef more than you love your ice?

Warnings of catastrophe, of made up daunting price

I shrug and scoff, those greenwashers poor advices

What if I enjoy my life, and the waters still rise?

Greta is a cuntberg, mount it till your demise

The sun is great the heat is nice, heated pools don't need more fuel

They spoke of doom, they threat with gloom, exotic fruits in my garden

Embrace the warmth without a care, we don't need no polar bears

If it's too late, why even try?

Here it feels quite fucking fine

Ô hotter days, swimsuit is on, that's all that I need

No time to stay, go to the coastline, kinda got closer

Ô hotter days, AC is on, that's all that I need

What is this price? Does it consume so much energy?

Thousands of people, showed up in my town

I've got nothing to give, what do they fucking want?

Mudslide took care of them, bloated corpses flavor the wind

A sea of sand came crashing and ravaged everything

The fog and pollen grips my lungs as I suffer to breathe

My rationed food is too expensive (and) doesn't sustain me

The sand sucks - I cannot breathe

People suck - Sea of the dead

Climate sucks - Apocalyptic

My life sucks

Ô hotter days, squeeze my sphincter on the freezer

No time to leave, got an HVAC, so I could survive

Ô hotter days, I got burnt skin and it cannot heal

Heatdome is coming, I just miss the outdoors