The Zombie Song

Our love story

Could be kinda gory

Far from boring

We'd meet at a post-apocalypse

Yeah, I'd be slowly walking

In a group stalking you

You'd be the only man alive

That I could not resist

Then all of your friends, they'd try to kill us

But only because, they'd be jealous

That our love is deeper than Edward and Bella's

If I were a zombie

I'd never eat your brain

I'd just want your heart

Yeah, I'd want your heart

I'd just want your heart, yeah, oh

If I were a zombie

I'd never eat your brain

I'd just want your heart

Yeah, I'd want your heart

I'd just want your heart

'Cause I want ya

You'd be hiding in a second-floor apartment

Knocking all the stairs down to save your life from the undead

Double-barrel shotgun taking out the slow ones

Then you'd see the passion burning in my eye

And I'd keep my head

Then all of your friends, they'd try to kill us

But only because, they'd be jealous

That our love is deeper than Edward and Bella's

If I were a zombie

I'd never eat your brain

I'd just want your heart

Yeah, I'd want your heart

I'd just want your heart, yeah, oh

If I were a zombie

I'd never eat your brain

I'd just want your heart

Yeah, I'd want your heart

I'd just want your heart

'Cause I want ya

And I'd try not to bite and infect you

Because I'd respect you too much

Yeah, that's why I'd wait until we got married

Oh, and our happiest days would be spent

Picking off all your friends

And they'd see a love this deep won't stay buried

If I were a zombie

I'd never eat your brain

I'd just want your heart

Yeah, I'd want your heart

I'd just want your heart, yeah, oh

If I were a zombie

I'd never eat your brain

I'd just want your heart

Yeah, I'd want your heart

I'd just want your heart

'Cause I want ya