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A Pint's a Pint!
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A Pint's a Pint! è stato pubblicato il 7 gennaio 2026 da Falk Fusion Music come parte dell'album A Pint's a Pint!
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Data di uscita7 gennaio 2026
EtichettaFalk Fusion Music
LinguaEnglish
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BPM141

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We flew into Heathrow, spirits high,
Dreaming of pints till the kegs ran dry,
But what did they hand me? A puny glass!
I nearly dropped it on me ass!
A pint's a pint, don't short us out!
570, there's no doubt!
If you serve less, we'll raise some hell,
You can shove that thimble where the sun won't dwell!
Then came the Yanks with their stars and stripes,
"Here's your pint, sir" — but it weren't the right type!
Four-seventy-three? Oh, bless your heart,
That's half a pint and a load of tart!
A pint's a pint, don't short us out!
570, there's no doubt!
If you serve less, we'll raise some hell,
You can shove that thimble where the sun won't dwell!
Off to old Sweden, they claimed "Skål!"
But the pint was the size of a hamster bowl,
Four hundred mil? That's a bloody crime,
I drained it in seconds and asked for nine!
A pint's a pint, don't short us out!
570, there's no doubt!
If you serve less, we'll raise some hell,
You can shove that thimble where the sun won't dwell!
Down in Madrid with the summer sun,
The lager's so pale, you're blinded, son!
Guinness unheard of, I nearly cried,
Give me stout or let me die!
No wine bars! (No wine bars!)
With artsy jars! (With artsy jars!)
We want taps, not bottled lies,
Fill the glass till it hits my eyes!
A pint's a pint, don't short us out!
570, there's no doubt!
If you serve less, we'll raise some hell,
You can shove that thimble where the sun won't dwell!
So here's our law, we won't rescind:
A pint's a pint, or the tour won't begin!
Respect the measure, respect the beer,
Or The Whiskey Rebellions won't play here!
Or The Whiskey Rebellions won't play here!
No The Whiskey Rebellions won't play here!
So here's our law, we won't rescind:
A pint's a pint, or the tour won't begin!
Respect the measure, respect the beer,
Or The Whiskey Rebellions won't play here!
No The Whiskey Rebellions won't play here!
No The Whiskey Rebellions won't play here!
Written by: Johan Anders Falk
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