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Ikea Fun
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Ikea Fun è stato pubblicato il 21 gennaio 2026 da daniel millennial come parte dell'album Ikea Fun - Single
21 gennaio 2026
Etichettadaniel millennial
LinguaEnglish
BPM130
Melodicità
Acousticità
Valence
Ballabilità
Energia

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One Allen key, a million parts
Extra screws left – where do they start?
One Allen key, a million parts
Extra screws left – this falls apart!
Box on the floor, I’m feelin’ like a boss
Instructions look like hieroglyphs, no loss
Twist left, twist right, click-click-boom
Billy bookcase risin’ in my living room
Hammer? Nah. Screwdriver? Nope.
Just this tiny key and misplaced hope
Almost done, it’s lookin’ so sleek
Stand back proud, perfection peak
Push it gently… wait, why’s it leanin’?
Those extra bolts are straight-up schemin’!
Assemblin’ tonight, feelin’ alright!
Flat-pack flex, we own the fight!
Screws in tight, standin’ tall –
Wait… CRASH! We lose it all!
One Allen key, a million parts
Extra screws laughin’ in the dark
We built it up just to fall apart
IKEA nightmare – restart!
Three hours in, sweat drippin’ down
One leg short, it’s wearin’ a frown
Instructions say “easy for one”
But I’m fightin’ this thing like it’s Genghis Khan
Leftover bag of bolts on the side
Starin’ at me like “you failed, dude, nice try”
Wobble left, wobble right
Shelf just waved me goodnight
Those extra screws? They knew the truth
This thing was doomed from the very first screw!
Assemblin’ tonight – PSYCH! It dies!
Flat-pack lies, hear my cries!
Screws fly out, wood rains down
Whole thing flops like a drunk clown!
One Allen key, a million parts
Extra screws win – break my heart
We built it up just to fall apart
IKEA nightmare… damn those spare parts!
Extra screws… where do they start?
One Allen key…
…falls apart.
Written by: Daniel Youdath
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