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Level 6
Standup Comedy
Level 6 è stato pubblicato il 13 marzo 2026 da Comedy Dynamics, A Nacelle Company come parte dell'album I'm Not Fat I'm Fluffy
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Data di uscita13 marzo 2026
EtichettaComedy Dynamics, A Nacelle Company
LinguaEnglish
Melodicità
Acousticità
Valence
Ballabilità
Energia
BPM173

Video musicale

Video musicale

Crediti

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Gabriel Iglesias
Gabriel Iglesias
Spoken Word
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Gabriel Iglesias
Gabriel Iglesias
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Gabriel Iglesias
Gabriel Iglesias
Producer

Testi

A lot has changed, El Paso, a lot has changed
One thing's for sure, I'm still the Fluffy guy
And I say Fluffy 'cause that is the politically correct term
For those of you that don't remember
I used to say that there were five levels of fatness
Reason why I say "used to say" is 'cause now there are six
Uh-huh, I met the new one in Las Cruces
The original five levels are big, healthy, husky, fluffy, and damn!
People ask, "What could be bigger than damn?"
The new level's called, "Oh hell no!"
What's the difference?
You're still willing to work with level five
Example, if you're on an elevator and you're with your friend
And this really big guy gets on
And you and your friend look at each other, and you're like, "Damn!"
But you still let the big guy ride your elevator
That's the difference
Level six, you see walking towards your elevator
"Oh, hell no! No! No!"
That's the difference
The guy that I met was six-foot-eight, 614 pounds
Mm-hm, oh, hell no
And he was offended at my show
Not by anything that I said
But 'cause of the fact that now at the shows, I started selling T-shirts
And apparently, I didn't have his size
Keep in mind, I go all the way up to 5X on the T-shirts
And he was like, "You don't have my size"
I was like, "Dude, I didn't know they made you!"
I have up to 5X, I don't have "X"
With the picture of a dinosaur on the back of the tag, you know
And by the way, you guys, I wanna let you know now
Here in this theater and all over the world
Wherever anybody is watching this special
If you ever see me in public, either at a restaurant or at a hotel or anywhere
And you wanna stop me and say hello or take a picture or anything
Please, I welcome it
And it's an honor if you were to do that
I do not mind at all, stop me anytime you want
I'm the same person, the same guy, thank you
Seriously, the same guy you see now is the same guy you'd see outside
I don't change, you know?
You're not gonna walk up and go, "Gabriel, can I talk to you?"
I'm not gonna be like, "Be gone from me! Gabriel is my stage name!
I'm not even Mexican, I'm Scandinavian!"
No, trust me, I'm the same pendejo you'll see outside
I don't mind, I love it, you guys
Trust me, you guys make it possible for me to have an incredible life
And take care of my family, so I'm all for it, not a problem
Trust me, right now it's so crazy
'Cause I'm still adjusting the people walking up to me
I'm checking into the hotel, and they already knew me, which was crazy
I go like, "Oh, hi, I'm checking in"
"Here's your key, sir
We know it's you, sir"
Written by: Gabriel Iglesias
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