I know this **** did not just text me

I know—I know this **** did not just fucking text me

Are you fucking kidding me right now

I like to play a game, to see if energy from people is the same

Occasionally I'll go a day or two without texting

Friendships, relationships—it's all fair game

Those who pass get a name and an emoji right by it claim to fame

Cause it's a privilege talking to me, and I'm not chatting

Knowing the weight of what I bring don't need an exclam

But each and everytime I put them through it, it's the same story

I guess I set myself up expecting me corny

Maybe I come off too strong but other guys horny

It's been past 24, no notis pushing 40

No excuses when you frequently be on them socials

Especially if I reminded you before I've been vocal

The toxicness of a Scorpio coming in local

Cause y'all don't want relationships, just want to be focal

Phone go ding; early in the morning, catch them feelings fast better take it as a warning

Bitch-ass **** who the fuck you think you playing

I'm not EA Sports around this motherfucker

Phone go ding; early in the morning, catch them feelings fast better take it as a warning

What the fuck's wrong with you? you better get it the fuck together

You ain't playing a bitch like this

Dry-ass texting I hear more in a mumble

Always getting weebs want to put me in they tumbles

Trying new batches every week heart Crumbls

Tryna move on to show you the one that fumbled

20-plus matches got the phone making some bumbles

How you acting like the catch when you initiated dumbo

Really most of y'all just in it for the rumbles

But I see through it; all the love bombing does is bring in troubles

I know we settle in a way can't get all that you want

But need at least hit 7 of qualities I want

How I'm hitting yours even changing some to match your fonts

And can't even look up North from that phone call, you Vermont

I'm the type to want to know your Morales, I go the extra Mile

Spider senses when you on pause, I know you being vile

I am no one's back pocket you treating me like butt-dials

Overthinking seen it coming; man, it's over with your trials

Phone go ding; early in the morning, catch them feelings fast better take it as a warning

If you ain't want to be with me, you shouldn't have been with me bro

Like why the fuck you lead me on

Phone go ding; early in the morning, catch them feelings fast better take it as a warning

You sat here and wasted all my motherfucking time

Knowing you ain't even want me like that bro.. man FUCK YOU