You've been famous since your birth
A silent one it was, 'til they told me, "It's a girl"
And everybody gasped
I know how to raise you right
Teach you how to read
And your math, yeah, toys, spelling, names, alphabet
And how to be polite
You've been famous since your birth
A silent one it was, 'til they told me, "It's a girl"
And everybody said, "you and your atlas know it all"
Let the corners curl, 'cause if you go by night, you'll hit the coast for sure
It's a ruse, it's a laugh
Experts, they agree, listen to the math
Australopithecine
Rekindle your heart
These hospital machines are state-of-the-art
I put down my middle name in the back of her book
And signed it just in case our work was overlooked
Cause I got one more up my sleeve
I'll bring it out tonight, 'cause if I am the joke then you're the punch line
It's a ruse, it's a laugh
The experts, they agree, listen to the math
Australopithecine
Rekindle your heart
These hospital machines are state-of-the-art
But it's the art of the state that's gonna keep me awake
I need a second opinion, not a second to waste
