(Perfect)

Breaking news today as the Chum Bucket

Has been riddled with bullets in a drive-by shooting

Emergency responders have reported one female victim

And one thing is for certain, Bikini Bottom is no longer safe

(Woo-hoo) Red bottom, sippin' purple lean

(Woo-hoo) Bitch I'm gon' ride for my fuckin' team

(Woo-hoo) Plankton whack, he a fucking fiend

Yeah, I run the game, what's my name? Eu-Eu-Eu-Eugene (Woo-hoo)

Ayo, boss, what I gotta do to them opps? (Hahaha)

Shoot and kill, grab my grill, bitch is hot (Ha)

I got that burner to his mouth, pop rocks

I'm blowin' bubbles at his head until he pops

Gary, where my Glock? (The stick)

Yeah, my boy a snail, but you know he keep it hot (Meow)

Did this for my city, 'cause I rep' Bikini Bottom

Like David v. Goliath, hit that one eye when I popped him

'Cause I'm only doing real shit, I don't do no sad raps (No)

Squidward got the kill switch, stocked up like it's Baghdad (Ayy)

Patrick, he was brainwashed, but we got him back, yeah

(SpongeBob, why do you drill?) 'Cause my boss is Mr. Swags, huh, yeah

Red bottom, sippin' purple lean

(Woo-hoo) Bitch I'm gon' ride for my fuckin' team

(Woo-hoo) Plankton whack, he a fucking fiend

Yeah, I run the game, what's my name? Eu-Eu-Eu-Eugene

(Woo-hoo) Red bottom, sippin' purple lean

(Woo-hoo) Bitch I'm gon' ride for my fuckin' team

(Woo-hoo) Plankton whack, he a fucking fiend

Yeah, I run the game, what's my name? Eu-Eu-Eu-Eugene

Cut a bitch off like the Hash Slingin' Slasher

Karen pissed off 'cause the Squid wouldn't smash her

At the Bubble Bowl, backstage like an actor

She want my bull worm like it came from Alaska

Ha, ha-ha, get the fuck away

I thought I told you bitch, I'm smoking kelp up to my fucking face (Hahaha, kelp)

I do this shit like every fucking day

Squiddie caught a kill streak, the choppa gunner on our way

All I see are bodies fallin'

And dead opps when duty's callin'

I'm the red dot and purp lean pourin'

The lean sippin' squid with no remorse

I am him

(Woo-hoo) Red bottom, sippin' purple lean

(Woo-hoo) Bitch I'm gon' ride for my fuckin' team

(Woo-hoo) Plankton whack, he a fucking fiend

Yeah, I run the game, what's my name? Eu-Eu-Eu-Eugene

(Woo-hoo) Red bottom, sippin' purple lean

(Woo-hoo) Bitch I'm gon' ride for my fuckin' team

(Woo-hoo) Plankton whack, he a fucking fiend

Yeah, I run the game, what's my name? Eu-Eu-Eu-Eugene (Woo-hoo)

Eu-Eu-Eu-Eugene