Have an Eggroll, Mr. Goldstone

Have an eggroll, Mr. Goldstone

Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair!

Have a spare rib, Mr. Goldstone

Any sparerib that I can spare, I'll be glad to share

Have a dish, have a fork

Have a fish, have a pork

Put your feet up, feel at home

Have a smoke, have a coke

Would you like to hear a joke?

I'll have June recite a poem!

Have a lychee, Mr. Goldstone

Tell me any little thing that I can do

Ginger peachy, Mr. Goldstone

Have a kumquat, have two!

Everybody give a cheer

Santa Claus is sitting here

Mr. Goldstone, I love you!

(mumbling)

Have a Goldstone, Mr. Eggroll

Tell me any little thing that I can do

Have some fried rice, Mr. Soy Sauce

Have a cookie, have a few!

What's the matter, Mr. G?

Have another pot of tea

Mr. Goldstone, I love you!

There are good stones, and bad stones

And curb stones, and Gladstones

And touch stones and such stones as them

There are big stones and small stones

And grind stones and gallstones

But Goldstone is a gem

There milestones, there are millstones

There's a cherry, there's a yellow

There's a blue

But we don't want any old stone

Only Goldstone will do

Moon-stone, sun-stone

We all scream for one stone

Mr. Goldstone, we want you!

(spoken)

Goldstone!