The Average Man

The average man is thirty-five years old He owns a car but he dreams of a better one He's overweight but he's working on losing some The average man of the street is mad on Streep And he will fall in love at least two times in his life And he will be unfaithful at least three times He loves his wife but he sometimes dreams of a better one Co, co, the average man, co, co What are you looking for, average man? What are you looking for, average man? What are you looking for, average man? What are you looking for, average man? The average man will spend three hours Watching moving images on TV everyday He spends twenty pounds a week on drinking and cigarettes But every man says he will give up one day And he is unhappy with his general appearance And will spend over three thousand hours shaving in the mirror He has a face but he sometimes dreams of a better one Co, co, the average man, co, co What are you looking for, average man? What are you looking for, average man? What are you looking for, average man? What are you looking for, average man? The average man is living for tomorrow He cared to face the limitations today Works hard for three-two-six days of the year For a two week holiday I saw on TV 'bout this man from old Birmingham Everyday he works seventeen hours One day he'll come home and shoot both children And the neighbors said he was an average man What are you looking for, average man? What are you looking for, average man? What are you looking for, average man? What are you looking for, average man? Co, co, the average man What are you looking for, average man? What are you looking for, average man? What are you looking for, average man? What are you looking for, average man? What are you looking for, average man? What are you looking for, average man? Ain't nothin' average about me, man