I do my best to impress
From east to west, what a test
You know I'm losing my quest
But I must confess
I couldn't care less for the rest
From morn to night, I'm polite
Look left and right, what a sight
I might be getting uptight
But I wouldn't bite
Not if you invite me, wrong or right
I thought I was a vamp
The lady with a lamp
But I'm just a tramp
Drinking on my cherrion champ
[Interlude]
I thought I was a vamp
The lady with a lamp
But I'm just a tramp
Don't you know that's what I am?
I cannot speak, I'm discreet
From ead to feet, what a treat
You see, I'm losing my sleep
Now I'm in too deep
But I'm not complete until we meet
