Me, You and Steve

Candlelight and moonlight all around us I look into your eyes You hold my hand underneath the table And I can't disguise the way I feel I could've wished a thousand wishes For this night, I can't believe That it's finally me and you, and you and me Just us, and your friend Steve Do-do-do-do-do-do, Steve Do-do-do-do-do-do, leave What's the deal with your friend Steve? Hey, how's it going? You took me out for waffles and to the movies I was hoping for romance You even took me to the Mexican circus I thought there was a chance we'd be alone I could've wished a thousand wishes For Steve to disappear What the fuck's your fucking problem? Why's he always here? Do-do-do-do-do-do, Steve Do-do-do-do-do-do, go away What's the deal with your friend Steve? Hey, how's it going? It's not that I don't like your friend But how many hours with him can you spend? And it's not that I don't think he's great But its only you, only you, I wanna fellate Are you gay for Steve? I think you may be And that would be alright But let a bitch know just what your steez is So, I know if I should shave tonight I could've wished a thousand wishes 'Cause I like to be with you But if it's always me and you, and your friend Steve There's nothing I can- Do-do-do-do-do-do, Steve Do-do-do-do-do-do, seriously? What's the deal with your friend Steve? Hey, you know I don't even care how he's doing (how's it go-) Steve!