Dude, it's your big chance, don't blow it

You're probably gonna blow it

(Woah-oh, uh, woah-oh, uh)

(Woah-oh, uh, woah-oh)

Na-na-na-na-na

You're gonna choke again

(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)

Na-na-na-na-na

You're gonna choke again

(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)

They're counting on you

The lines have been drawn

You never come through when the pressure is on

You're covered in sweat

You're thinking too much

You're losing your cool

And you're losing your touch

Here's your big chance, now you're goin for pro

Here we go, here we go

1, 2, 3, choke!

Na-na-na-na-na

You're gonna choke again

(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)

Na-na-na-na-na

You're gonna choke again

(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)

Your fingers are crossed

But that's not enough

You talk a big game

But you ain't so tough

The look in your eye

Nothing but fear

Is it cold in here?

Or is it just your career?

Another big chance goin up in smoke

Here we go, here we go

1, 2, 3, choke!

Na-na-na-na-na

You're gonna choke again

(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)

Na-na-na-na-na

You're gonna choke again

(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)

Take your time now

Free your mind now

You can't take it

You can't take it

What are you afraid of?

Show em what you're made of

You can't fake it

You can't fake it

You can't take it

You can't take it

You can't take it now!

Na-na-na-na-na

You're gonna choke again

(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)

Na-na-na-na-na

You're gonna choke again

(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)

Na-na-na-na-na

You're gonna choke again

(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)

Na-na-na-na-na

You're gonna choke again

(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)

Na-na-na-na-na

You're gonna choke again

(Dude, seriously, people are never gonna talk to you again!)

(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)

Na-na-na-na-na

You're gonna choke again

(You're gonna have to like, get up and grow a mustache or something, so no one will notice that)

(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)

Na-na-na-na-na

You're gonna choke again

(You're gonna have to move to like, another country! Third world!)

(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)

Na-na-na-na-na

You're gonna choke again

(Seriously, everyone is gonna ignore you every day of your life from now on)

(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)

Na-na-na-na-na

You're gonna choke again

(You totally suck! It's hilarious!)

(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)

Na-na-na-na-na

You're gonna choke again

(Woah, seriously, seriously, just go! Just go! Just go!)

(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)

(I can't stop laughing! It's ridiculous! You're an idiot!)

Na-na-na-na-na

You're gonna choke again

(You're gonna have to go like, through witness protection program or something)

(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)

Na-na-na-na-na

You're gonna choke again

(You're gonna have to change your name and assume identity or something)

(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)

Na-na-na-na-na

You're gonna choke again

(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)

Na-na-na-na-na

You're gonna choke again

(Well literally like, you're gonna- they're gonna put you on like a milk carton of people who suck! That's gonna happen, to you! Oh my god, it's great!)