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Benji's Queer è stato pubblicato il 4 novembre 2003 da Warner Records come parte dell'album Come Poop With Me
4 novembre 2003
EtichettaWarner Records
LinguaEnglish
BPM176
Melodicità
Acousticità
Valence
Ballabilità
Energia

Testi

Alright
Who here remembers a television show called...
The "TV Funhouse"?
Yes?
Tonight, we have a special surprise
For those of you who give a shit
Eh, he was the host of the show
My good friend, bring him on here (Go Doug!)
El Doug!
What do you got for us, Doug?
Well, you know, I really miss the AniPals
Aw, that's so sweet
You like animals, don't you?
I like animals, yeah
And who's your favorite animal? Yes?
Well, I have a song I want to sing about my favorite animal
Yes!?
Yeah... a little guy named Benji
Fuck you!
He goes on an adventure
And he always saves the day
That's why we love our Benji
Even though we know he's gay!
Oh yes
Benji's gay, Benji's queer
He takes his doggy bones from the rear
He laps up jizz like Norm drank beer
And that's how we know that Benji's queer
Why are you saying that?
Triumph, Benji's not gay
Have you been living under a rock?
Just keep going
He saved his kidnapped owners (Yes)
And he saved pups from a flood (That's nice)
He always gets a boner
From his poster of Air Bud
Oh yes
Benji's queer, Benji's gay
He sees two balls and he barks "Hooray!"
He gave head to The Shaggy D.A.​
And that's how we know that Benji's gay
Hee-hee-hee
You know, Triumph, I think you're being a little bitter
Bitter? Who's bitter? I'm stating a simple fact
But it's a terrible thing to say about Benji
Doug, Doug, Doug, it's not so bad, you know? Compared to...
What most of these animals do, these famous- like celebrity animals
It's pretty soft, I'll tell you
Really? Oh yeah
Doug, it's the famous ones, it's like perv city, take a listen:
Eddie from Frasier pays a pug
And watches him fuck his wife (Wow)
And Beethoven can only cum
When he's gasping for his life
Now Old Yeller liked his golden showers
That's how he got his name (I always thought—)
And Spuds bangs dogs that were put to sleep
Then spews from his own shame
Wowza! That's right, Doug
Pretty ugly, isn't it? Yes, it is! So, you see
It's really not all that bad that...
Benji's queer, Benji's gay
He sees two balls and he barks "Hooray!"
He's served more cock than a Chick-Fil-A
It's totally fine that Benji's gay
Good God, he's queer!
My good friend, Doug Dale
Written by: Brian Reich, Ray James, Robert Smigel
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