The Rabbit of Seville

How do! Welcome to my shop Let me cut your mop Let me shave your crop Daintedly, daintedly Hey, you! Don't look so perplexed Why must you be vexed? Can't you see you're next? Yes, you're next You're so next How about a nice close shave? Teach your whiskers to behave Lots of lather, lots of soap Please hold still, don't be a dope Now we're ready for the scrapin' There's no use to try escapin' Yell and scream and rant and rave There's no use, you need a shave! Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Ooh! Ooh! Ouch! There, you're nice and clean Although your face looks like it might have gone through a machine Ohh, wait'll I get that wabbit! What would you want with a wabbit? Can't you see that I'm much sweeter? I'm your little señorita You are my type of guy Let me straighten your tie And I shall dance for you! Eh... Next!