When the bottom fell out
There wasn't any doubt
I just suddenly
Found myself free falling
And from such a height
The wind, it had a bite
And it took all my might
To fight the fright
The flailing spread-eagled
Must've formed an airfoil
Or some kinda wing
And I gained some equilibrium
And caught myself gliding
When the bottom fell out
Observers heard me shout
So long
It's been good to know you
But when I finallly smash
Into that verdant grass
I will say
It's been pretty great going
