I couldn't get to sleep at all last night

So I went and checked out the FBI website

They said Earth First! is a terrorist organization

I guess you're either in favor of the earth or the nation

The nation

It said if you try to stop violence against the land

Then you are engaged in domestic terrorism

But if your company clears 95% of the trees from the face of the earth

Then you are engaged in righteous and holy production

Production

Peace is violence

Freedom is slavery

Truth is obedience

Fear is sanity

I proceeded on down the list

It said the Black Panther Party is terrorist

It said they might become a big problem

Because we only killed 89% of them

And we heard a few might have guns

They might have guns

It said if your race tries to survive

Then you are engaged in domestic terrorism

But if we commit a little genocide

We are engaged in righteous and holy imperialism

Imperialism

Peace is violence

Freedom is slavery

Truth is obedience

Fear is sanity

Because we will rebel against you

You have been warned