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First Date

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Rock

First Date è stato pubblicato il 1 gennaio 2001 da Peanuts and Corn Records come parte dell'album John Smith's Blunderbus

Dettagli della canzone

AlbumJohn Smith's Blunderbus

Data di uscita1 gennaio 2001

EtichettaPeanuts and Corn Records

LinguaEnglish

Melodicità

Acousticità

Valence

Ballabilità

Energia

BPM89

PANORAMICA

TESTI

Crediti

COMPOSITION & LYRICS

Rod Bailey

Songwriter

Testi

He was bored with those cheesy bars but tonight when his boy called

He was too tired to fight

So he hauled ass if he wanted a ride

He had to be ready in five

Naturally he didn't want to drive

Couldn't afford the cash for a taxi

He was saving it for drinking

A necessity for tacky clubs like Illusions

Where guys and gals alike chug paralyzing triples

And rock tight shirts through which boner nipples are easily visible

And you can still dance the Humpty

He felt jumpy got dressed quickly

And only now noticed how dumpy looking that old t-shirt was

But he's working on a buzz

And so he ain't about to sweat it

Just playing the wall

Making fun of everybody with their Ricky Martin haircuts

And her

Fate couldn't have tossed her a worse day

To be committed to celebrating her best friend's birthday

But she was trapped in the bar her ex most often frequents

Whom she almost slapped in their most

Recent encounter just hours before

He lives a few doors down

And so she sees more of him than she wishes

This prick's been downright vicious

Today he called her a bitch cause she

Wouldn't take a gift from him for Christmas

How many times had she told him

Let's just call this quits

Just wave and not talk like we were mimes

The only thing that held us together

This last year was time previously spent

And high school's over so your perpetually

Bent and un-sober state ain't cute no more

He told her she still had the nicest tits he'd ever seen

She told him to go fuck himself

Turned around tripped over the first stair to her front door

Bruising her shin in the process

He just finished smoking some shrubs

With some scrub that he didn't know

And missed the thank you pound mandatory in the clubs

Not that he didn't want to show love

But was stricken when he fell victim to the jaw-

Dropping trance that accompanies being smitten

A second chance perhaps had presented itself

He didn't see that goon boyfriend of hers on her arm

Debated and decided staying high couldn't do no harm

Little did he know she been waiting for him to notice her

She's happy to see him but that smile's completely bogus

Her girlfriends uncharacteristically almost got in a fight

And the prick shamelessly monitored her all night

The younger kid from math class

He never stared at her chest

Half-interestedly holding half-assed conversations

Their connection was genuine she warmly embraced him

He felt adrenaline surge

He could barely stand

She couldn't quash the urge

So she held his hand

While they conversed and watched the drunks slosh

Around to canned music from a myriad of boy pop bands

For a split second felt like everything stopped and

Their paths were reconciled without any talking

They both just knew that they'd be seeing a lot

More of each other as they headed for the door

Hit the coat check before the exit to split

He's having trouble with the zipper so she pulled off

Her mitt to assist when she saw guess who behind him

He asked whatever happened to what's his name

No chance to remind him before the punches started flying

Accompanied by the sickening snap of skin striking skin

Blow after blow landing

Her ex-man's a brute with hams for hands

And he's a runt whose frame is even more slight than hers

She grabbed the can of mace just behind the penlight in her purse

Dispersed its vile contents about her villain's eyes and nose

Time froze for the second time tonight

As that mammoth motherfucker rose into the air

Landed on his nose at the foot of the frozen stairs

She used her bare hands to choke the final

Breath out of her antagonist to ensure death

I hate this Johnny

I really do

I hate violence

This was a night to remember

You know the bond is strong

This was a night to remember

You know the bond is strong

Now it's an hour later

And they're trying to catch a cab but all the drivers are

Scared to pick up the man with the frozen blood in his hair

Still bleeding from the earlier beating

The biggest secret either of them had ever shared

Was stashed beneath the trees beside the entrance

She encountered hesitance to put it mildly

When she asked for help hiding the body

His eyes wildly hopped from her to the concrete

Concrete to her

When a couple approached

The dude in fleece the dame in fur

She hugged the carcass which just looked really hammered

As he rocked to and fro in shock

When they passed he managed to stammer some sort of agreement

And behind the trees the lifeless body went

She led him by the shaky hand and calmly walked away

Now they huddle in a bus shack just blocks away

Their minds muddled messes of unanswered questions about fate

And how to top killing an ex and fleeing on their first date

Well they first made a pact to be each other's first mates

Bonded for life by death

Then they hatched a first-rate plan to pay

Late night visits to each other's workplace

He worked at a thrift shop

She worked at a gift shop

In order to pull this off no time for even a pit stop

But it all hangs on who that creeping car's being driven by

A cop or a cabbie

A ride to freedom or prison

This was a night to remember

You know the bond is strong

This was a night to remember

You know the bond is strong

This was a night to remember

You know the bond is strong

This was a night to remember

You know the bond is strong

This was a night to remember

You know the bond is strong

Written by: Rod Bailey

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