Someday, without trying

You'll find something that's rare

Like an eight-letter word

On a triple-word square

And i knew a girl

Who thrived on secondhand news

She wore clips in her hair

And she judged boys by their shoes

Call it coincidence

But whenever we're together

You're on top of the world

While i'm under the weather

A thousand ideas

I try to tell crossword girl

How do i get one across

When you're always too down?

And if things get hard

Will you throw in the pen?

But if you are unsure

You can pencil it in

Call it coincidence

But whenever we're together

You're on top of the world

While i'm under the weather

[spoken] hold your breath for up to ten seconds. ask a friend, a good friend, to scare you when you least expect it. and if that doesn't work, stand on your head and drink a glass of water

Call it coincidence

But whenever we're together

You're over the moon

While i'm under the weather