Horsing Around (The Burger Song)

We bought them auld burbers in the town yesterday

We brought them home and had them for the tea

There was six in a packet, the wife ate them all

Since then the auld crèt there hasn't been well at all

She's been horsin' around, horsin' around

Since we bought them auld burbers inside in the town

Horsin' around, horsin' around

Since we bought them auld burbers inside in the town

Around twelve o'clock we both went up to bed

She says, "Them auld burbers are gone to me head"

She says, "You know, Johnny, I'll have to get more"

She jumped out of bed and she ran out the door

She's been horsin' around, horsin' around

Since we bought them auld burbers inside in the town

Horsin' around, horsin' around

Since we bought them auld burbers inside in the town

She ran down the street in her knickers and bra

The young lad said, "Daddy, what's wrong with me ma?"

She ran down the street, she was in her bare feet

"Bejesus, them burbers are full of horse meat!"

She's been horsin' around, horsin' around

Since we bought them auld burbers inside in the town

Horsin' around, horsin' around

Since we bought them auld burbers inside in the town

The priest came a-runnin' and the doctor as well

The guard in the squad car was drivin' like hell

The wife full of horsemeat was first past the post

Says the man in the shop, "She likes burbers the most"

She's been horsin' around, horsin' around

Since we bought them auld burbers inside in the town

Horsin' around, horsin' around

Since we bought them auld burbers inside in the town

Where is she now, Johnny?

She's gone to church now, lad