Crankenstein

I woke up this morning with a sprocket in my hand

Strapped to a greasy hoist behind a taco stand

Last night went on forever while I sucked back nitrous gas

Lightning jolted thru my veins smashed thru every pane of glass

I smelled transmission oil - heard a screen door slam

The doctor looked like Spock, he walked outside

Said "the differential connects into the spine"

I kicked him to the ground, man that nurse was stacked

We shared us an evil grin and stole his Cadillac

I think I heard them call me Crankenstein

I'm a wrecker's nightmare, a little girl's dream

Cops they brought the tiki torches, they're looking out for me

And they claim I'm mad - well I'm mad! - baby shake that tail

"calling all cars - shoot to kill don't put a creep like that in jail"

Oh, I heard them calling

Yeah, I heard them calling

I hear them call me Crankenstein