You're the best friend that I have

Sometimes I wish I was dead

But you can't go changing everything

You feel like changing, can you?

I wish I was just like you

I don't like my attitude

But you can't go being everybody

That you want to, can you?

Ain't nobody around

I'm just sitting here by myself

With next to nothing on my mind

Ain't nobody around

I'm just sitting here by myself

Relaxing on the borderline

You're the only girl I love

I'm on many kinds of drugs

I can't see and I can't breathe

And I can't stay and I can't leave

If it's good, let's take it slow

Baby, I'm a fucking joke

And if I can, I'll do my best

And do it right, regardless of this

Ain't nobody around

I'm just sitting here by myself

With next to nothing on my mind

Ain't nobody around

I'm just sitting here by myself

Relaxing on the borderline

(Hey Brad, just got back from the, uh, doctor's office, and all the tests came back negative. So um, I dunno what rash you got, but, uh, you didn't get it from me.)

Ain't nobody around

I'm just sitting here by myself

With next to nothing on my mind

Ain't nobody around

I'm just sitting here by myself

Relaxing on the borderline