Well she moved just like a hippie

To that rock n roll

Says she wants to take me to some place I don’t know where the band had forked tongues and wiggled just like snakes

You can only see it with the funny stuff she takes

said ma’am I don’t mean to question your living

But I’m a whiskey drinkin boy and that’s all I need

Well the biker in the cut

Said I’m moving awfully slow

Says he got some thing that makes wanna get up and go

He swears he rode in from the Rockies without a wink of sleep

I’ve got the good stuff boy it’ll keep you up for weeks

I said sir I don’t mean to question your living but I’m a whiskey drinkin boy and that’s all I need

Well sittin in the corner, a man called Willie Pete

Sent him home from Nam but Vietnam kept his feet

He swears that Kentucky bourbon

Surely rot your throat

Dazed and confused in all the second hand smoke I said

Sir I’m feeling funny like I might of lost my mind he said take it easy boy and just enjoy the ride

I take a look up and lord it goes forever

Maybe there’s a place out there where things are getting better

Where the trees are blue and the sky is green

I got stoned this morning,

been gone for weeks

Well indie he’s my buddy he’s my one eyed hound

But he’d leave me in a heartbeat to chase tail around

Sometimes I swear he’s talking to me

I got stoned this morning, been gone for weeks

I sit around picking this old guitar

Prolly sounds like shit but in my head I’m a star

And I tell the wall one day you’ll see

I got stoned this morning, been gone for weeks

Ya I tell the wall, one day you’ll see

I got stoned this morning, been gone for weeks