GPS says turn right, I turned right, now I'm in a lake"Recalculating" is the only phrase that keeps me awake

Arrived at the destination, destination does not exist

Third time circling the block, added to the list

Signal lost in the tunnel here

Exit coming, which one, unclear

Turn left in two hundred meters

Into the wall, past the features

Recalculating, recalculating

Still lost, still navigating

Faster route available, I declined because I know better

Ended up in someone's farm, addressed the angry letter"You have arrived" it cheerfully announced from the wrong town

Confidence of the navigation, reputation going down

Take the highway, take the scenic

Either way the outcome's tragic

Turn left in two hundred meters

Into the wall, past the features

Recalculating, recalculating

Still lost, still navigating

Estimated time of arrival

Changed six times, that's just survival

U-turn legal, please confirm

Every shortcut takes a turn

Asked a stranger for directions

They said follow the GPS

Which I was doing incorrectly

That's the irony, more or less

Offline maps downloaded just in case

Wrong version, different place

Technology has never failed me more

Than navigating to a grocery store

Turn left in two hundred meters

Into the wall, past the features

Recalculating, recalculating

Still lost, still navigating

Estimated time of arrival

Changed six times, that's just survival

U-turn legal, please confirm

Every shortcut takes a turn