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Rejected
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Rejected è stato pubblicato il 14 settembre 2026 da 12413133 Records DK come parte dell'album REJECTED
14 settembre 2026
Etichetta12413133 Records DK
LinguaEnglish
BPM86
Melodicità
Acousticità
Valence
Ballabilità
Energia

Video musicale

Video musicale

Testi

Tried out for the team, coach handed me a broom
Said, "You're not on the roster, but the floor could use you"
Asked a girl to dinner, she said, "I'd rather stay home"
Saw her twenty minutes later eating nachos with Jerome
Joined a support group for people nobody wants
They voted unanimously to meet without me
REJECTED!
By the girls and the guys and the jobs and the teams
REJECTED!
By my family, my dog, and a vending machine
If there's somewhere to belong, we're standing outside
Holding paperwork somebody forgot to sign
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They say it's not personal
Apparently it is
Spent two hours getting ready, he canceled at eight
Said his grandma had an emergency, okay, I can wait
Opened up Instagram, Grandma's doing fine
She's bowling with him and his new girlfriend at nine
Sent my DNA off to find my family tree
Got an email back saying, "Please stop contacting me"
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By the girls and the guys and the jobs and the teams
REJECTED!
By my family, my dog, and a vending machine
If there's somewhere to belong, we're standing outside
Holding paperwork somebody forgot to sign
REJECTED!
They say it's not personal
Apparently it is
Applied for a job selling mattresses downtown
They needed somebody who could "lie down with confidence"
Tried to join a monastery, figured silence might be nice
Monks broke a twenty-year vow just to tell me, "Think twice"
Went to confession, said, "Father, where do I begin?"
He slid the little window shut
Guess we're finished then
Applied to adopt a cat, shelter called me back
Said, "After meeting you, we're euthanizing the cat"
Asked Alexa if she loved me, thought she'd throw me a bone
She said, "Here's what I found," then disconnected from my home
Automatic doors don't open till somebody walks behind me
Even my Roomba hit the stairs trying to get away from me
REJECTED!
By the girls and the guys and the jobs and the teams
REJECTED!
By my family, my dog, and a vending machine
If there's somewhere to belong, we're standing outside
Holding paperwork somebody forgot to sign
REJECTED!
They say it's not personal
Apparently it is
Mom said Christmas dinner had been canceled this year
Next morning Facebook caption: "So glad everyone was here!"
Twenty-seven relatives in matching red and green
Even somebody's new boyfriend made the family Christmas scene
My dog was in the picture
I didn't know he'd gone
Apparently he has another family
He's got their sweater on
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By the girls and the guys and the jobs and the teams
REJECTED!
By our families, our pets, and assorted machines
If there's somewhere to belong, we're standing outside
Five unwanted people having one hell of a time
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They say it's not personal
Apparently it is
Picked last
Left read
"We'll keep your resume"
"We should just be friends"
My dog changed families
Wait, seriously?
He seems happy
Awwww
I miss him
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Finally found a cemetery with my name on a stone
Well, there you go!
Plot belongs to somebody else
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Written by: Nicholas Charles DeCarlo
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