People always

Having stuff to say

When in reality

They need them a bidet

Get from 'round here

With your booty crumbs

Your b-b-booty crumbs

Look

I'm a chill guy

Heads up

And I stay up out the way

Then somebody

With no business

Come around

With stuff to say

And they got booty crumbs

Uhh, they walking around

With them booty crumbs

First off, look

The smell

Introduced itself like(Hey)

I can tell you don't wipe(Hey)

Wipe until you see white(Hey)

Oh well

That must be what you're like(wait)

When you look down and find(aye)

A little brown on the inside

On the inside of your drawls(aye)

Too many people

In the world

With so much to say, meanwhile

Getting up from toilets

And ain't wiping thoroughly

You're not wiping thoroughly enough(walking 'round with them booty crumbs)

You're just not

How could you have the audacity

They got the audacity

The attitude is asinine

They need to go

And wipe the line

That form the cheeks that are behind

I'll get you wet wipes(wipes)

Gone and wipe thrice(thrice)

Multiply by five(five)

In between the lines(lines)

You need to get inside

Start wiping with some pride

You're not wiping

That's a crime

Punishable by death

Or shame

Out here walking 'round

With the

Booty crumbs

The brumbs, brumbs, brumbs

B-b-b-b-brumbs

Brumbs, brumbs

I don't get down with the

Brumbs, brumbs, brumbs

You need to go check your

Brumbs, brumbs, brumbs

Don't come talk to me with

Brumbs, brumbs, brumbs

B-b-b-brumbs, brumbs, brumbs

B-b-b-brumbs