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Retarded
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Retarded è stato pubblicato il 17 ottobre 2026 da Timeflex Productions come parte dell'album Renaissance
Data di uscita17 ottobre 2026
EtichettaTimeflex Productions
LinguaEnglish
BPM89
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Testi

When I was in elementary
All the bullies stayed testin' me
I was nerdy and short
'Til one day got ahead of these
Little fuckers with fake spiders and worms from the bait shop
I stuck 'em all in their lockers and then I’d wait by
I’d play soft when the jocks skated by then I
Caught my revenge when they opened and screamed aahh
Finally a little late retribution
Then I dated all their ex’s
Now they’re baked in confusion
Thought they were safe an illusion
Cause now I’m makin' this music
Thought they were sane 'til they lose it
It’s time for facin' the music
This goes for any who used to bully me
Gangs in the schools and
Teachers who prayed for me losin'
Look who's now the real loser
Bitch I started life slow
Only got slower in high school
But worked my ass off writin' rhymes
I ain’t like you
I had to see the bigger picture since youth
When they told me give it up kid
Now I’m livin' proof
Hi my name is
Motha fuckin Timeflex
Let me tell you why I’m like this
I got
Brain damage back when I was 5
And mindset hasn’t changed yet
So now I’m just like hi
Hi my name is
Motha fuckin Timeflex
Now you know why I am like this
Can I
Get a little benefit of the doubt
Since I’m retarded
I don’t know what I am talkin about
There was this bully named Ryan
Who gave me weed and said try it
It was 10th grade in English class
I was feelin defiant
Grabbed me a pipe and ignited
I laughed and tripped 'til I liked it
From there I went to try so many drugs
'Til my brain is fried
It’s a fuckin miracle I’m alive
I was chasin' the dragon
On foil before classes
One day I tripped so much acid
I swear I’m not the same person
Til I’d fall around crashin'
I’d be dippin' cigarettes in coke
Smoke 'em and laughin'
The mushroom trips were crazy
I was losin' my head for 5 hours at a time
Sometimes I thought I was dead
Other times I was in heaven
I just couldn’t describe
To a sober buddy who was babysittin' the vibes
We had Joints in the gymnasium
Girls inside the lockers
I was livin' life
But now I’m off my fuckin' rocker
This just me reminiscin' like ya mom about Woodstock
Or when she sucked these balls
Callin me Mr. Woodcock
Hi my name is
Motha fuckin Timeflex
Let me tell you why I’m like this
I got
Brain damage back when I was 5
And mindset hasn’t changed yet
So now I’m just like hi
Hi my name is
Motha fuckin Timeflex
Now you know why I am like this
Can I
Get a little benefit of the doubt
Since I’m retarded
I don’t know what I am talkin about
Okay let’s bring it back way further than that
When I was just a little boy
Maybe 2 or so Zach
Was on a mission for worms
In the yard playin' round
I got bit by a tick and got somethin profound
It was Lyme disease
Now I am livin' with that
Probably eatin' me up
Like a fuckin' attack
A year later had to have my fuckin' Achilles snapped
Realign my fuckin' feet so I could walk as if that
Is all that happened
We just gettin' started
Pull up chair
Used to have this babysitter who would dare me to swear
And force me to give her butt rubs and all she would wear
Were these tight little jeans with a thong and long hair
While she would play her boombox with this blue cd
It was Big Willy Style
Was her favorite cd
Yeah that’s one baby yeah
She was obsessed
She would blast it while she took me into rooms to molest
Fast forward I was jumped by the bullies at school
But it was fine cause I started liftin weights in my room
I had a plan to bring 'em all down straight to their knees
Every single fuckin bully would then feel how I’ve been
So I strapped up for battle and I marched to the school
I’m takin' every bully who has ever made me a fool
'Til I had a change of heart
Suddenly my conscious came into play
It told me karma will pay
So I let it be movin' now to failin' out 10th grade
I went to summer school
Met this girl and we’d then hang
In the park at night
'Til one night when we just banged
We traded our virginities and without a bed frame
Come to find now the girl I hooked up with is now lez
Which is funny
'Cause she really liked the dick way back then
So fuck it
When it comes to life just laugh about shit
'Cause none of this shit matters
When you mask it all with drugs
Hi my name is
Motha fuckin Timeflex
Let me tell you why I’m like this
I got
Brain damage back when I was 5
And mindset hasn’t changed yet
So now I’m just like hi
Hi my name is
Motha fuckin Timeflex
Now you know why I am like this
Can I
Get a little benefit of the doubt
Since I’m retarded
I don’t know what I am talkin about
Written by: Zachary James Cantillon

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