It Might As Well Be Her

Toby, I just want you to know That I'm old and you're responsible For what's happened to me (You're going through with it, then!) She's going through with it I'm being dragged! (Well, she's not the worst you could get) No? Love At best is always filled with doubt Love's a gamble, as it were Since there's no way you can wriggle out It might as well be her Love can bring a lemon or a plum Love don't ask what you prefer I've a one can talk you deaf and dumb It might as well be her I'm aware That the honor's rare I could shirk But I won't As I stand With the ring in hand I'll tell him I do Although I don't If I have to honor and obey Thanks to you, dear sir I don't deny my pride But I'm too weak to fight So wrong or right It might as well be her It's quite nice When they throw the rice And you start Life's duet For her sake You eat wedding cake The last taste of sweetness you will get If I left her waiting at the church You'd be quite the cur So ring the wedding bell And let the choir yell Oh, what the hell It might as well be her