Mother Goose

As I did walk by Hampstead Fair I came upon Mother Goose So I turned her loose But she was screaming And a foreign student said to me "Was it really true There are elephants, lions too In Piccadilly Circus?" Walked down by the bathing pond To try and catch some sun Must to been a hundred school girls Sobbing into handkerchiefs as one I don't believe they knew I was a schoolboy, yeah And a bearded lady said to me "If you start your raving And your misbehaving You'll be sorry", yeah And the chicken fancier came to play With his long red beard And his sister's weird She drives a lorry, hmm, yeah