Pizza Butt

I got the jam, the jam that make you go to work

Work! Work! Now work, that pizza butt!

I got the jam, the jam that make you go to work

Work! Work! Now woah ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

It's so hot, burn your mouth

Scar tissue, make you go, "Ow!"

Cheese must cool and congeal

Slice with a coke is a no joke meal

It's a quick bite that can't be beat

It's a pie chart that you can eat

It's a done deal if you don't delete

So bust the calories with the pizza beat

No oregano bits in your pretty little smile (pretty little smile)

Not even garlic bread, no Chi-town style (no Chi-town style)

Gonna split your threads, you don't moderate (you don't moderate)

You're breaking in your 'fridge like it's Watergate (it's Watergate)

You're bulimic come the weekends, you would seek a pizza beacon

Your actions speak of atkins, but you're cheating when you're eating

An emotional abortion, you're divorced from delivery

Little league or literally some Italy wildebeast

So let's begin now, you're the winner in your motorized cart

It's game over, roller coaster with your oversized parts

In denial, it be awhile, you act now and submit

I cut the crust off pizza butts and lift them titanic tits! (Aww)

I got the jam, the jam that make you go

To work (oh) (work, work, now work, that pizza butt)

I got the jam, the jam that make you go

To work (oh) (work, work, now work, that pizza butt)

I got the jam, the jam that make you go

To work (oh) (work, work, now work, that pizza butt)

I got the jam, the jam that make you go

To work (oh) (work, work, now work, that pizza butt) (aw)

You need help, I'm that guy

Sayin', "Hey lady, put down that pie"

You're so fat you eat cars

Totally in love with your Wolverine scars

Some say Polo stole it from China

Some say your stomach ate your vagina

Is it delivery? No, it's DiGiornno

Let's microwave it and put in a porno

Can't beat it, wouldn't see 'em eat it

Can't miss me because it's so crispy

But you need to backtrack

'Cause they're givin' helicopter tours of your asscrack

You got grease soaked up

But you're puking in a bucket, send a deep dish home

Bring it with a tip home with the mush top

Parents kinda like it with the BJ pepporcinis

You only got one piece but went back 'cause you need it (need it)

You need to slow down when you mow down

Get your ass hypnotized

It's a big boy breakfast buffet, not a kids slip-n-slide

Pummel two pies for one price, but those cards can't get cost

It's parker brothers pizza party drops off like it's hot (aww)

I got the jam, the jam that make you go

To work (work, work, now work, that pizza butt)

I got the jam, the jam that make you go

To work (work, work, now work, that pizza butt)

I got the jam, the jam that make you go

To work (work, work, now work, that pizza butt)

I got the jam, the jam that make you go

To work (work, work, now work, that pizza butt) (aww)