Freak the Funk

Once upon a time I had a dream

Thinkin' of a master plan to get paid

I got a paper and pencil

Thinkin' of rhymes like mental

I went on and on, it wouldn't stop

Then I got the hang of it, it was hip-hop

I started rollin' and flowin' with the tempo

Sat and I thought, yo, it's all simple

I just wrote and wrote and wrote a portion

Put it on track, yo, it was scorchin'

Put the funk and made the beat stand out

All I heard from the crowds were shouts

Goin' wild from left to right

I knew I had this party rockin' all night

Heard a brother scream out, "Yo, it's Chuck?"

Man, you're crazy, 'cause I freak the funk

Kosher, let the rhyme just sway through

Listen to what I'm about to say to you

I make rappers wanna give up

And sit back while they watch me just live it up

God bless, yes, I'm creative

Born in Brooklyn so you know I'm a native

Takin' MC's to the border

Hit the finish line and give orders

Funk, something you can make up

And if not, please don't you flake up

I'm real, not the one flakin'

Just because I'm light-skinned, you think I can be taken?

No way, José, let me speak

With the exquisite style that is unique

Don't play me like a punk

I'm not a sucker, 'cause I freak the funk

I told ya, but you never did listen

Now I got the chance to start dissin'

Instead of dissin', I'ma go through it

Check it out as I start to do it

I'm the man with the plan to make ya stand

Get up and clap your hands

Prove to you what I can do 'cause we're the crew

So won't you just shoo?

Don't you play 'cause I'ma stay

Stand in my way, that's the price you pay

Stammer like dork is for the dumb

'Cause I freak the funk