Who's the one
Who can tell the time by looking at the sun
Who's the one who
Won't stop until tomorrow's work is done
Whose mother and whose father got it on
To grace us with their fair and righteous spawn
Our hands shall raise
Our mouths proclaim
Today's the day
Today's the day
Life is short
And we like to watch you play it like a sport
Life is hard
But you handle it just like an Italian car
Your father nailed your mother all night long
She dreamed of you and tried to make him come
Your mother rode your father like a horse
And knew your precious life would take its course
Our hands shall raise
Our mouths proclaim
Today's the day
Today's the day
