As If

His skin has touched your skin

He's seen your secret grin

And when I called round, he let me in!

He's watched you when you wake

That's as much as I can take

'Cause you've had sex for goodness sake!

So, no, we can't be friends

This is where it all ends

And let's not make it scrappy

Yeah, you're single for now

I'm sure you'll cope somehow

Well, I hope it makes you happy

I don't believe what you just said

You think it's all just in my head?

Why are there two cups beside your bed?!

Sweetheart, I'm not going to

Tell you what you shouldn't do

'Cause from now on I'm not with you

So, no, we can't be friends

This is where it all ends

And let's not make it scrappy

Yeah, you're single for now

I'm sure you'll cope somehow

I hope it makes you happy