I'm on a Plane

I'm on a plane

I can't complain

I'm on a plane

I can't complain

I'm on a plane

KOOL A.D, like the refreshment powder

The blessing counter, the lesson doubter

Messin' with the freshest flowers

Bring the heat like a Smith and Wesson touter

Professional freak-outer

Speak the English language, it's the slang I learned to bang with

If I came from Denmark, then I'd probably freak the Danish

Manage with the Spanish, but I'm godly with the Spanglish

Toma como vaso del agua, Vicky lake-ish

MoMA couldn't frame it, I been famous

Ghetto music, the game been racist

Geppetto movements, the game been salacious

Consider all the names of race, we been nameless

Half black power, half white guilt, I've been race-less

Kahlúa, vodka in milk, I been wasted

Might jack one mil, I been chasin'

Think I might just quit rap and live basic

Heh, what's it all mean? Who cares?

Fear not of man because men must die

And that's fine, I ain't too scared

I'd be lyin' if I said I never resorted to crime for a new pair

But what I know about life, it ain't too fair

So I see why the yute wanna get the little ice and the new gear

But fuck it, I be nice off a few beers

I'm on a plane

I can't complain

I'm on a plane

I can't complain

I'm on a plane

KOOL A.D, the navel-gazer

The wavy bather, the lazy shaver

The gravy taster, the crazy caker, the paper taker

The lady chaser, the Jake braker, the grape laser

The lane changer, the game changer, the chain claimer

The brain raker, the strange stranger, the brang-dang-er

The anger, the danger

Major, like I sprang from a dame in the manger, framed by the angels

But the frame ain't the same, mane, it change with the angles

Gang bangers engaged that make bagels

And pages that make the pages

Enragin' the blank statesmen that play with the bank statements

Like it's just another day at the races, let's face it

It's all basically apeshit crazy, sincerely KOOL A.D

Baby, pay me, gravy train, wavy

I can't complain

I'm on a plane

I can't complain

I'm on a plane