Jesus Was a Capricorn (Owed to John Prine)

Jesus was a Capricorn He ate organic food He believed in love and peace And never wore no shoes Long hair, beard and sandals And a funky bunch of friends Reckon may just nail Him up If He come down again 'Cause everybody's gotta have somebody to look down on Prove they can be better than at any time they please Someone doin' somethin' dirty, decent folks can frown on You can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me Get back, John Eggheads cursin', rednecks cussin' Hippies for their hair Others laugh at straights who laugh at Freaks who laugh at square Some folks hate the Whites Who hate the Blacks who hate the Klan Most of us hate anything that We don't understand 'Cause everybody's gotta have somebody to look down on Prove they can be better than at any time they please Someone doin' somethin' dirty, decent folks can frown on But you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me Help yourself brother Help yourself [Incomprehensible] Help yourself brother