City of Shit (feat. El-P)

Fuck is up? What's happening?

Yo, tell you a fucking story

Tell you a fucking story

Here we go, huh!

Once upon a time in a city called Shit

Lived a man named "What The Fuck?"

He used to clown around with his dick in the ground

And one day his dick got stuck

He was kicking and screaming and yelling

And cussing and asking everybody for help

Then he ran into a man named "Fuck You Too"

And he told 'em he should help himself

He was so frustrated with his dick getting grated

And he had no one to call

Then he gained control and climbed out the hole

Motherfuck, he barely save his balls

Now every time I think about "What The Fuck?"

I think about you

And how he changed and took the pain

When he ran into "Fuck You Too"

Hey yo peel the fuck out

Pop the clutch, weave through the traffic, backwards once

Straight from the wastelands, modern luck

Tainted, baked in hate and hot sun

It ain't the same when I murk the certain

Bump the whip trunk, alert: trucks swervin'

We play the game like bitch curtains

And Ace in a hole like..

You talk nervous!

My mind is filled with a thousand kills

When no-good MC's come face these skills

Pop the peel, bug the fuck out, brake the fuck out

When I grab that steel

The neutralizer, the equalizer, meet the heat miser

Burn your high riser

Roof's on fire and so is the first floor

Keep sticking you, till it don't hurt no more

I've seen modern thugs with a virtual headset

Program martyrdom for those who ain't dead yet

And yet dead vets turn and earn bed rest

Sick of how murdering men became trend set

Nuts and bolts, programs and gears

And shots and targets when hands get clear

Try to play brave from a bottle of beer

But you can't play hero if your cape says "Fear"

[EL-P:Man]Fuck you too!

[EL-P:Fuck]Man, fuck you too!

[El-P:Matter fact] Fuck your whole crew!

Welcome to the circus of stars

Sit down! My reach collapse rats, fractured clown!

I was wild with a style before your recording

And smiling to hell with born from pure mourning

In the morning, it's napalm glory

The city's on fire but I can't stop warming

Sick with the vision of bliss and wild burners

Stick with admission I'll split you lips

Warning!

They wanna jump into the battle and earn their respect

Well get the fuck up! Let me cash this check

I'm still on deck with a mouth full of poison

Spitting at you and your crew and your boys and

Rain on parades, leave stains on the blade

I came with the raid and I'm leaving with your head

I walk home alone from the terror dome

FULL! Because hungry wolves need to be fed

Yo, I punch throats and punch the clock

(There's) sharks in the moat and landsharks with Glocks

(Where) cops and kids bust shots not to live

Bitch shut your barf box and talk to the fist

Marksmanship and the parts don't slip

You marks get lit up and hit up so quick

It's dark in the pit you betta watch what you do

Fuck you motherfucker!

Fuck you too!

Once upon a time in a city called Shit

Lived a man named "What The Fuck?"

He used to clown around with his dick in the ground

And one day his dick got stuck

He was kicking and screaming and yelling

And cussing and asking everybody for help

Then he ran into a man named "Fuck You Too"

And he told 'em he should help himself

He was so frustrated with his dick getting grated

And he had no one to call

Then he gained control and climbed out the hole

Motherfuck, he barely save his balls

Now every time I think about "What The Fuck?"

I think about you

And how he changed and took the pain

When he ran into "Fuck You Too"