(I'm in Love with the) Mailwoman

I'm in love with the mailwoman

And now I'm seeing her every day

Cause I used my one-day shipping

Just to see her pretty face

I'll mail me an envelope

With her own damn name on it

And when she opens it up

She'll think I'm out of my wit

I sent me an envelope

And she read it with a frown

And by the time the flowers came

She switched to a different route

I'm still in love with the mailwoman

I'm not seeing her anytime soon

But I guess I gotta admit

The new mailwoman's looking pretty cute