Legend of the Astral Hammer

Legend of the Astral Hammer Oh yeah! Slashing my way through an army of goblins On the dark side of the moon Far overhead lunar dragons are swarming My hammer will be their doom Angus McFife XIII my name Scion of mighty Dundee Intergalactic great hero of steel Ruler of whole galaxy Wielding this ancestral weapon The Hammer of Glory its name The Kingdom of Fife will forever proclaim Legend of the Astral Hammer Forged in the heart of celestial fire Legend of the Astral Hammer Miniscule goblin, impractical sword Legend of the Astral Hammer Powered by lasers entwined in a star Legend of the Astral Hammer Crystal enchantment of steel Eons ago, the Star Lord's descendant Powerful unknown to man With three epic weapons to safeguard from doom Concealing them far 'cross the land Relics of legend, relics of might Fortunate army for time For thousands of years, unfathomed, unknown Deep in a mystical shrine This emblem of ultimate fighter Now battle a war in the stars Defending the kingdom from demons of Mars Legend of the Astral Hammer Forged in the heart of celestial fire Legend of the Astral Hammer Miniscule goblin, impractical sword Legend of the Astral Hammer Powered by lasers entwined in a star Legend of the Astral Hammer Crystal enchantment of steel Now Zargothrax rises once more To threaten the force of the light Assemble the heroes of steel Prepare for the ultimate fight Legend of the Astral Hammer Legend of the Astral Hammer Legend of the Astral Hammer Forged in the heart of celestial fire Legend of the Astral Hammer Miniscule goblin, impractical sword Legend of the Astral Hammer Powered by lasers entwined in a star Legend of the Astral Hammer Crystal enchantment of steel