Fighting
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Standup Comedy
Fightingは、アルバム『{albumName}』の一部として2013年10月15日にComedy Dynamics, A Nacelle CompanyによりリリースされましたShort Stories
メロディック度
楽曲がどれだけ明確で覚えやすいメロディを持ち、はっきりとした音楽パターンに沿っているかを示します。メロディック度が高い楽曲は、わかりやすく印象に残る楽器やボーカルラインが特徴です。
アコースティック度
楽曲が、電子楽器やデジタル合成音の代わりに、どの程度アコースティック楽器（ピアノ、ギター、バイオリン、ドラム、サックスなど）に依存しているかを示します。
ヴァランス
楽曲のハーモニーやリズムによって伝わる音楽的なポジティブ度や感情的トーンを示します。値が高いほど幸福感、興奮、陶酔などの感情を表し、低いほど悲しみ、怒り、憂鬱などの感情を表します。
ダンサビリティ
テンポの安定性、リズムパターン、ビートの強調などの要素を組み合わせて、楽曲が踊りやすいかどうかを示します。ダンス向きの楽曲は、一定のテンポ、反復的な音楽構造、強いダウンビートを持つ傾向があります。
エネルギー
楽曲の知覚される強さを示し、テンポ、音量の変化、音の密度などによって影響されます。エネルギーが高い曲は、力強いリズムや密度の高い編成を特徴とし、エネルギーが低い曲は、音の間隔が広く、テンポもゆったりとした構成になる傾向があります。
クレジット
歌詞
Here's the other thing women can do that flips me out
Women can get ultra mad, then just shut up
Be like, "I hate you"
Not men, men, we explode
And the quieter you are, the more insane we get
You ever do that?
Say, "Hey, what's wrong with you?"
"I'm talking to you!"
"Hello, I'm right in front of you!"
"Are you gonna talk to me?"
"Are you gonna talk?"
Here's the problem! Right here!
This is the problem with us! Right here!
I'm just trying to have a normal fucking conversation
You got to act like an asshole
And then, and then, fellas, we all do it
We reach that part where we say something that
As it's coming out, we're going, "No"
It's like, "You get on my nerve"
"I swear, this is why I should have fucked your sister"
You know that?
"I should have, I should have banged your sister when I..."
"That came out wrong"
"I meant to say, I meant to say, I'm yelling so loud, I now have a blister"
"In my throat"
Guys, you ever storm out of the house to leave
And leave the keys inside?
That is the worst
"Fuck you!"
Bam! "I'm getting out of here"
"I don't need this bullshit!"
"Swear to God, work every day"
"I come home for this!"
"Son of a bitch"
And there's always your neighbor next door
"You okay?"
"No, I'm not okay, I'm not okay"
"Do you know why?"
"Because this woman is a devil
And I'm gonna to die standing here"
And then if you got a cool neighbor, he's always like
"Hey, you need a beer?"
"Yeah, yeah, I do"
Then you stand out front
For three hours with this guy
And it's not like your wife even comes to the door to look
She don't give a shit
You left, thank God, she's in there doing her nails, watching TV
Right? Doing the shit she wanted to do
We're out front the whole time, too, aren't we?
"She's going to come out of here any minute"
"I'll tell you what, I ain't going to forgive her either, Billy"
"Thanks for the beer, man"
"Fucked up"
"Don't do this shit, Billy"
"Billy, I'm sick of it"
Let me ask you a question, Billy, seriously
When you come home at night
And you're tired, and you just want to take your shoes off
Sit down, watch some TV or something
Maybe cook me a steak
She's gotta act
She's going to act like she had too hard of a day
"Just make me something to eat"
How can a day be that hard?
She don't even do nothing
"Oh, stay-at-home mom"
Is that what they call it now?
You know what they used to call it? Unemployed
Drink to that shit
We get dumb though
The madder men get, we get so stupid
Because then we start rationalizing everything the way a man thinks
And see, a man thinks like this
If they can't fix it in five seconds
They either got to buy a new one
Or they got to beat the fuck out of it until it works
But you can't hit a woman
I can't anyway
Five-three, I'm going to get the shit kicked out of me
I made a mistake one time of just raising my hand
She said something, I was like, I swear she
Literally, as I went to say something
I went like this, bam!
"I'm sorry, you are, I'm an asshole
You are 100% right
I don't know how you stay with me
I'm sorry"
Your woman ever scare you with some psycho shit?
Like psycho-psycho shit
Shit you didn't even know she could do
Like you'd be arguing, and all of a sudden she'd go
"Why don't you just go in the kitchen?"
"Why?"
"Don't worry about it"
I ain't going in that kitchen now hell no
Now, here's where people get mad
Women especially
I have a little rule
If you don't work outside the home
I'm not doing shit inside the home
"Bill, Bill, Bill, shame on you
You should do anything that man wants!"
I get up every day and go to work at that fucking radio show
I get up at quarter to four every day
In the morning
And I come home, right? And it's like
It's like, I've been like-by 10:30 in the morning
Whatever, don't judge me
I work hard
But the thing is, like why?
Why do I have to do anything?
Listen, no, don't give me the why's
See, women, no, it's not fair
Did you say "Wah" right here?
Do you work?
Do you work? (Yeah)
Then shut the fuck up if you work
I'm not talking about you
If you work, you can, "Wah" all you want
I'm talking about you lazy bitches
It gets on my damn nerves
She'll call me like
"Can you do me a favor and stop at the store and get about 14 things?"
No!
Why do I have to do that?
Like, I literally think when I walk in the door
My wife should be waiting like this
She can have, listen, she can have anything she wants
I've never said no to anything
I'm just saying
Like I just want to walk in my house one time and go
"Where are the kids? Whoa! What the fuck! Hey, whoa!"
"Let go! Let go!"
"Stop it! Stop it!"
"Oh, God, this is awesome"
Written by: Mike Birbiglia
