Okay, here we go again

I'm stuck here with a friend

I wouldn't really mind but she looks like my Uncle Ben

I take a shot of vodka

I take a shot of gin

'Cause she got way more hair than I do, growin' on her chin

This ain't the army, where the bombs be?

In her T, she got salami, maybe broccoli

I'ma need to keep my distance

Walkie talkie

Look like she been hit by Rocky

Girl, I'm sorry but, oh, my God

She just whispered in my ear, I think you're hot

I should whisper in her ear, I think you're not

She said, lets call a cab, I'd rather call the cops

Honestly, I'd rather make out with a dog

Girl, I don't wanna be no hero

Like Superman saving people

No, I don't wanna meet your parents

Even if it's Robert Di Niro

But my boy need me like a genie in a bottle

I got you homie, yeah, it's not a problem

Oh, 'cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me

Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need

I know I'm asking a lot, but mine's so hot

I need this favor

Need you to jump on this grenade

I know I'm asking a lot, but mine's so hot

I need this favor

Need you to jump on this grenade

Can someone save me?

Can someone help me?

This girl gon' need more than a filter to take a selfie

Guess Uncle Ben has got a daughter and didn't tell me

And that would make this chick my cousin

And that ain't helping

But mama didn't raise a quitter

So I guess I'm getting with her

Close my eyes about to kiss her

I can't do it, man, I'm sorry

Oh, 'cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me

Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need

I know I'm asking a lot, but mine's so hot

I need this favor

Need you to jump on this grenade

I know I'm asking a lot, but mine's so hot

I need this favor

Need you to jump on this grenade

So please don't go 'cause I can't do this alone

Well I could but I won't 'cause that threesome would be gross

Oh, please don't go 'cause I can't do this alone

It don't have too last long, just enough for me to come

Oh, 'cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me

Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need

I know I'm asking a lot, but mine's so hot

I need this favor

Need you to jump on this grenade

I know I'm asking a lot, but mine's so hot

I need this favor

Need you to jump on this grenade