Hey slacker

You're worrying about the parking ticket all day long

Waste the whole precious time in the evening just playing siren kids

Upstairs, there's a fancy movie theater

Slide into it with the butter sauce

If you don't want to see the rest of the story

Downstairs in the game arcade

Hey slacker

Be careful when you smash popcorn under your foot, be sure

The audience will be startled then make a fuss

Until the floor falls down

The coin arcade corner will be squashed by the screen

You know what I mean

She is a witch

You know what I mean

I sense that I am no match for her

Guess what she did on the corner of the track

You know she is a witch

Hey slacker

The whole town's chitchatting all day long

The tiny room inside your head is about to explode

Too much of the cheap stuff like soda pop or something

Snatch the cart from someone in the shopping mall

1 2 3 hit the vending machine

In Springfield you have no right to complain

Unless you're paying donut tax

You know what I mean

She is a witch

She is a witch

You know what I mean

I sense that I am no match for her

Guess what she did on the corner of the track

You know she is a witch