Look at all my babies I have covered them with water

I’ve never found a better way, to make the children stay

Look at all my children, they are pissing in the water

Probably the neighbour’s dog, will want to come and play with them

For free

Too warm too far too much to say

Look at all my cutlery it’s sunken in the water

I’ve broken all my dishes, cut my finger and it’s bleeding now

So free

Too warm too far too much to say

Now if you’ll be my baby

I’d be proud to be your girlfriend

And maybe we’d get married

And I’d have to come and stay with you

For free

Yeah I’d be free

But it’s too warm too far too much to say

It’s only been two days and I’ve forgotten what you look like

I’ve forgotten what you look like