One Thousand Sarahs

Sarah's the kind of girl who's 3 feet tall

But she's built like an Amazon woman

Sarah's the kind of girl who's 3 feet tall

But she's built like an Amazon woman

And all the boys think she's pretty

And all the girls think she dresses so well

And all the teachers think that she's the smartest one in class

And I think... she oughta go to Hell!

Sarah's the kind of girl who pierced her ears

Years before anybody else

Sarah's the kind of girl who pierced her ears

Years before anybody else

And all the mothers say her mother was-

And all the mothers say her mother was a slut

And we couldn't pierce our ears till we turned twelve, no matter what

And I think... well, you know what I think

One thousand Sarahs in my head (one thousand Sarahs in my head)

One thousand Sarahs, circling me in my bed--

Thought I got rid of her, but she multiplied instead

One thousand Sarahs, one thousand Sarahs

One thousand Sarahs, one thousand Sarahs

I don't like her, I don't like her

I don't like her and you can't make me

I don't like her, I don't like her

I don't like her and you can't make me

One thousand Sarahs in my head (one thousand Sarahs in my head)

One thousand Sarahs, circling me in my bed--

Thought I got rid of her, but she multiplied instead

One thousand Sarahs, one thousand Sarahs

One thousand Sarahs, one thousand Sarahs

One thousand Sarahs in my head (one thousand Sarahs in my head)

One thousand Sarahs, circling me in my bed--

Thought I got rid of her, but she multiplied instead

One thousand Sarahs, one thousand Sarahs

One thousand Sarahs, one thousand Sarahs