Burn Down the Trailer Park

I borrowed some money and sold my car

I put an Airstream trailer up on blocks

That satellite dish was my first mistake

She started watchin' Oprah Winfrey

And Rikki Lake

She cut me down to once a week

At suppertime there wasn't nothin' to eat

I was paranoid and scared to death

She came home with Aqua Velva on her breath

Burn down the trailer park

Shoot the pink flamingos out in the yard

Can't live here since you broke my heart

I'm gonna burn down the trailer park

She hired the neighbor's son to cut our grass

She gave him cold iced tea and a piece of pie

My landlord came while I was out of town

Our pipes got fixed then the rent went down

We fell asleep with the Late Show on

And now it's 3 a.m., I wake up and she's gone

I've got a strong suspicion she's at it again

And since I don't know which trailer she's in

I'm gonna burn down the trailer park

Shoot the pink flamingos out in the yard

Can't live here since you broke my heart

I'm gonna burn down the trailer park

Jenny Jones don't understand

Geraldo don't understand

Maury Povich sure don't understand

I've got a can of gas and I'm a dangerous man

I'm gonna burn down the trailer park

Shoot the pink flamingos out in the yard

Can't live here since you broke my heart

I'm gonna burn down the trailer park

Burn down the trailer park

Shoot the pink flamingos out in the yard

Can't live here since you broke my heart

I'm gonna burn down the trailer park

Burn down the trailer park

Burn it down