Champion of Love

I was a child under the table

Looking up the skirts where I was able

Who wore silk panties to aunties wedding, oh yeah

Copperburn and ferry home

Leave the lonely child alone

Elak queen scarf down the decades, oh yeah

It was a four line reunion

Black tie communion

Between two children of love

He's a champion

She's a champion

We are champions of love

My name's Alice and your name's Jack

Let's give miss malice a heart attack

Put your sprightly little head between her legs

Got dirt on the dress I never wanted to wear

Runs in my tights, twigs in my hair

Put your filthy little hand in mine, boy

Historic evasion

Logic erasures

Those two strangers forget

He's a champion

She's a champion

We are champions of love

Constructive heartbreak

Constructive heartbreak

Constructive heartbreak

Constructive heartbreak

Constructive heartbreak

Constructive heartbreak

Constructive heartbreak

Constructive heartbreak

He's a champion

She's a champion

We are champions of love

He's a champion

She's a champion

We are champions of love