Saunas & Winter Activities

Massages, that's how some people relax

Some people relax in a hot sauna

And sure, who don't love recreating the feeling

Of being trapped inside an active volcano?

I don't understand the appeal of a sauna

Here's every experience I've had in a sauna

I'm like, okay, I'm gonna get a sweat goin'

It's gonna be really good for me, here we go

It's time to get out, right?

I don't wanna overdo it

What is so relaxing about sitting in a hot box

Next to a pile of smoldering rocks?

I always look at the rocks like

"Whoever's cookin' the rocks, they're done"

"That's a wrap on the rock cookin'"

And to make this sauna more enjoyable

You're always seated next to a naked 80 year old man

Oh good, I get to sweat next to someone's grandpa

Who's only wearing a hand towel

The nudity in the sauna seems unnecessary

This isn't Rome

I just look around the sauna like

Wow, so this is why we wear clothes, huh?

So we may eventually eat

In Finland, in Finland where they invented the sauna

They relax in Finland by drinking vodka in the sauna

Which might explain why we've never read any Finnish literature

Vodka in the sauna

Actually the Finns, they pronounce it sauna

'Cause they're wasted

Wanna go to the sauna and drink some vodka?

Drinking vodka in a sauna

You know what kind of ideas you come up with?

An M&M's store

In Finland, in Finland I was invited to take a sauna

I was also invited to go cross-country skiing

And all I could think is

Is fun illegal here?

What kind of anti-depressant to you have to be on

To enjoy cross-country skiing?

I, I can't believe cross-country skiing's even a sport

Hey, you know that awkward part in downhill skiing

Where you're trying to get over to the lift?

What if we just did that?

Woo

This is fun

And to turn around, you know what, don't turn around

Let's go across the country

People who enjoy winter seem mentally unstable

Right? Some of those winter activities should get you committed

"It's like, look, we love you, we're just worried, I mean"

"Yesterday we caught you walking through the woods"

"With tennis rackets tied to your feet"

"This morning we saw you sweeping the frozen lake"

"What's next? You sitting in a sled being pulled by dogs?"

"Get some help"